Sooo heyho team SPH. As you can see, I'm Asserich, and I have also been in several strong clans, like LionsBB, team Dynamics and Mistral.Tt lately. I'm a former EMS player (with Lions), and i even won some 1on1, like vs "Jusa" from UMF there. Anyways, I see many people of team SPH driving around, having fun together, and that's what motivated me to apply for this Team. I already know many people of you, and I also like (/love) these guys. I think in partnership we can reach a lot of things together, and we would also have fun. Wanna know some personal things? I'm 15 years OLD, I go to an elite-gymnasium in Austria, which takes a lot of time, but TM>School . I like to do any sports, from soccer to american football, to swimming etc ^^. Hopeing for a quick reply,

your asserich ^^

Oh yeah, what else?

Welcome here, kiss my ass

Assez riche?

Cool il va pouvoir nous sponsoriser pour les EMS.

Welcome Asserich !

hahahaha xD. well i dont think so =P *sorry*

OH WAIT o.o

Gl Here assy <3 but be careful about your ass ( no problem with sexx )

Heeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL & HFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF <3
Euh welcome ;D

Welcome here Ass ^^ well, I won't say what I've already did say to you so, just wishing you good luck
I hope you'll have a boner for long time :p

Oh ! Boner alert ! x)
Welcome dude

Yo ass! Parle pas français c cho mais il est marrant!

Je suis sans avis

Wait a minute you dick!

I'm the Führer and now it's my turn to speak

Well, as you know we usually don't recruit players from other countries BUT with you it's different:
- You know a few people here quite well
- You have a nice skill AND you're always fun and you always say something that is porn-related -_- <3
- You have the same motivation and (positive) rage just as us, which is a central point too

Those criteria are the 3 main that makes that a foreign player can integrate our team and for the moment I have the opinion that it's the case^^. Btw, a few questions :p: did you think many times before posting here, are you sure of your choice? What happens with mistral now? I'm really curious Are you ready to endure a hardcore test (but maybe short) test before being a real Sph?^^

About that, your ass will endure this:
- a 30sec map + 2 long maps (easyyyy)
- we will see if you're fuckin' motivated and if you have what it takes to be a blue-gay
- you will race a 1vs1 on your 2 long maps against someone of us

Still here?


PS: Bubus must have said a lot of bullshits about me, right? d(O_O)b

did you think many times before posting here, are you sure of your choice?
Ofcourse I am, when I left Dynamics i thought about contacting you aswell, but then the Mistral thing happened, and i saw it as a new try.

What happens with mistral now? I'm really curious
Mistral is down. Why? We lost 2-1 vs Infused, and 3-0 vs mX. Though we won 2-1 vs 3DMAX but still, the leaders of Mistral only saw the negative sides and said we were too bad etc. I didn't want to play a funny game with such situations.

Are you ready to endure a hardcore test (but maybe short) test before being a real Sph?^^
Sure I am. I mean I've chosen this Team not without any reason. For beeing a member here I will just do what I need to do for joining.

Still here?
Obviously yes x)

Snaky a écrit:

you always say something that is porn-related -_- <3

- we will see if you're fuckin' motivated and if you have what it takes to be a blue-gay

Nice *_*
I think you would be a nice fucking blue boy man o_o

Hey mate, nice to see you on our forum.
HFFFFFFFFF! <3

Well here are the maps gayboy!

The mini is this one (we use it when we don't have any idea of the applier's skill but you should make it in less than 1/2 for sure xD): http://tmnforever.tm-exchange.com/main.aspx?action=trackshow&id=522328#auto
30.60 at least is required...easy for you
Now an ESL map, liked by many people (including us^^): http://tmnforever.tm-exchange.com/main.aspx?action=trackshow&id=3886559#auto
54.7x would be nice here
The last map is a kind of bonus, if you have time go make a 1.02.3x dude, we've all made it :p
http://tmnforever.tm-exchange.com/main.aspx?action=trackshow&id=4417462#auto

And when you'll be ready you'll make one or 2 1vs.1, just to see if you have balls^^.

Last thing: if you fail something (the time or the 1v1) don't worry <3 and take your time

GO ASS!

yop
Welcome there new minipenis !
J'ai déjà joué avec lui et ça allait, no problème niveau ta mais niveau rnd jsé pas ( peut être un bonne nouvelle, si rare ces temps ci)
Gl hf mates
Cu on the roads !

yooooow
hast sicher gute karten zum reinkommen, schade halt dassde kein franz sprichst, da die sprüche halt idr net auf englisch kommen ^^ wärst auch der erste im team ohne franz aber sollte kein problem sein. hauptsache ist, dass du 1. gut fährst und 2. dich ein wenig in die "familie" einfügen versuchst, is halt n kleiner und überschaubarer clan. klar, ich fahre auch net jedesmal mit den anderen mit, aber einzelgänger, welche nach nem monat wieder raus sind wollen wir eben net ^^ wäre natürlich nice wennde bei den long techern mitfahren könntest / willst, wir machen ja bei jenes cups/esl/stc etc. mit.
also gl hf, mach n paar gute zeiten

je le connais depuis longtemps et je trouve que son niveau n'e vraiment pa un prob, on verra que la motivation e assez mais pr moi je vote déjà oué je seulement veux savoir qu'il voudrait rester pr longtemps ou seulement joindre en moment pq il ne connait pa d autre clans lol

(go les poulets allemandes) :d

wäre natürlich nice wennde bei den long techern mitfahren könntest / willst, wir machen ja bei jenes cups/esl/stc etc. mit.

jo genau das hab ich auch vor (sry fürs späte antworten, grad auf ner LAN gewesen)
da ich die leute hier schon bissi länger kenn, und damit mein ich nicht beim namen, sondern "freunde sein" , denke dass es schon irgendwie klappen wird

COME ON ASSARACH

Bon ça serait peut-être bien de passer au niveau suivant, osef de la mini on sait très bien qu'il fera un bon temps, go faire ce petit test rapidement !

well ok, i'm excited

So wassup Ass'? :p
Btw, there's still a place in our ESL line-up so....^^

Well, after a long (5min) discussion with a couple of Saphire's, we are pleased to announce that you CAN GO TO HELL WE DON'T WANT YOU are now a blue-gay-boy with your new tag and your own color!

I hope you'll enjoy our team and to discover the ones you don't know yet . Ofc you don't speak french but we all speak english and you're welcome on our Mumble anytime! We'll teach you many words as well as you (Koryad and me speak german a bit btw), it should be a nice experience for both .

Moom explained you the rest very well so now the last thing i have to say is...........



Hffff here

Willkommen Hure !

Bouahah bienvenue mon petit cul <3
Have fun with blue-gays !!!!